New Year, New You

Well, it's almost New Year's Eve (©Ryan Seacrest), which means 2016 will be upon us faster than Donald Trump on a Muslim. And with New Year's Eve (©Ryan Seacrest) comes the new year (a leap year, in fact). And with the new year comes New Year's Resolutions. I've made them. You've made them. He, she, we've made them. But this year is different (that's what I said last year). This year I'm making a list (and checking it twice... whoops! Wrong holiday!) and I'm going to stick to it. Some of the goals are simple, some are not. That's the fun part. It will be exciting, full of surprises, like when a man with a guitar steps onto the subway car. You don't what's gonna happen. Can he sing? Does he know the words? Where did he get that guitar? You'll just have to wait to find out.

My aim is to try to accomplish as many of my goals as I can. If you would like to help out in any way, please do not hesitate to do so. If you would like to hinder my process in any way, please hesitate to do so. I do not need haterz (©Taylor Swift). You can all "Go flog yourselves," as Tom Hanks says in the TV version of the movie Catch Me If You Can.

I've listed my goals below, and will be posting monthly updates about my progress towards them. Here they all are:

1. Make a sweet Catch Me If You Can reference. (Completed)

2. Be a guest on someone else's podcast.

3. Release more episodes of my own podcast.

4. Write a TV show pilot.

5. Write a play.

6. Take sketch writing classes.

7. Join an independent improv team.

8. Join an independent sketch team.

9. Write my own sketch show.

10. Act in a sketch show.

11. Host an open mic.

12. Do a feature set of stand up.

13. Be at a live taping of Saturday Night Live.

14. Release a book.

This list will be updated throughout the next year. Check back in with me. I plan on really going for things. Have a safe, happy, and healthy New Year. Let's bring in 2016 right!!!