I'm not misogynistic, but...

  • Woman, make me a sandwich!
  • I don't think women should play sports... or at least not at the same time as I am playing. Basically, stop slowing me down on the golf course. I don't want to have to wait twenty minutes to mess up every shot. It already takes me forever and a day. 
  • I only catch the male version of each Pokémon. 
  • No, seriously. Woman, make me a sandwich!
  • I got 99 problems and a bitch is one.
  • "If I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?" is my favorite Eminem lyric from the song "Rap God."
  • Where is my sandwich? I'm not getting one, am I? No. Oh, OK.