I have two questions: What the hell is Candy Crush Saga and why am I so addicted to it? I found out about this stupid game a week ago and already I've developed a sweet tooth for it. For those who don't know, its a game on Facebook, kind of like Farmville, if Farmville had nothing to do with animals and everything to do with matching like candies together. It's essentially just matching combinations of different candy-looking colored pieces together to make bigger shapes and clear away jelly squares or move big pieces of food to the bottom of the board. When three or more candies are match in a row, they collapse, leaving a cavity, only to be filled with new candy (which I call 'a dentist's nightmare'). The levels are challenging and colorful. And since it's a Facebook game, you can invite all of your so-called friends to help you out and allow you to move to the next level. I have friends I don't know asking for help. I mean, you gotta sweeten the deal first before I go helping you willy nilly. You know, when I first heard of the game Candy Crush Saga, I thought we had to crush the spirit of strippers named Candy, which is a game that I would also play, if Facebook wanted to make it (your move, Zuckerberg).