Coffee Talk

Have you ever been to Starbucks? When I go, I usually feel like I'm ordering a tall glass of hipster. Just kidding, I get the venti. But seriously, Starbucks is more than a CD store. It's a fun place to hang out and look pretentious. And use the bathroom. I look pretentious all the time wherever I go, but at Starbucks, you know you fit in. And I don't drink coffee, which almost renders this whole post moot, or blank, I'm unsure of how that works with you reading this. I bet you never thought you would find talk about Starbucks on here. Boy, it just goes to show you that there is a Starbucks on every corner of the internet, just like every city.