Invisaline We Trust

Why is it that devout Christians have perfect teeth? I thought Jesus didn't care how people looked but apparently he got the top ten percent of his followers braces. And is that why they have blind faith? They've been staring into each other’s teeth for too long like Galileo looking at the sun. I'm just picturing everybody as Jim Carrey from the mask. And, I know Christianity is supposed to complete you, fill all your empty holes through spirituality, but I didn't know it meant cavities as well. And I know religion is supposed to keep you on the straight and narrow path in life, but does that go for your teeth too? Now I'm picturing little metal crosses linked side by side across people's teeth. Is that right? I'd like to think it is.