Did I ever tell you about the time that I worked in a mirror factory? No? Oh, well I worked in a mirror factory for a while, but then I left because the work wasn’t an appropriate reflection of my abilities. Yeah, I just couldn’t see myself working there anymore. It’s no big deal, please don’t call me vain. I left to pursue other opportunities.
Did I ever tell you about the time that I worked in a pun factory? No? Oh, well I worked in a pun factory one summer to earn some disposable income. On inspection day, they selected my ten best puns and judged them on quality. Did any of them make the cut? No pun in ten did. It was a “pun”ful experience.