I'm a huge fan of the English language. You know, similes, metaphors, and hyperboles. Cause similes are like dew on a summer morning... Like a newly hatched butterfly... Or as refreshing as a pornstar with approving parents. And metaphors are like a city built out of love... Like an ocean of gold... Or as cool as a polar bear wearing a leather jacket on a sea of ice. And hyperboles are worth more than life itself...well, maybe that's an exaggeration.