Random Writing

Where does the time go? My guess is into the past. My point is that this will be random. Here are lines I've written that have yet to fit somewhere, but have a certain ring to them:

"that moment when you doodle in your notebook and it looks like a swastika"

"Religion is something that I'm always misplacing. I'll find it every now and again, and then quickly forget where I put it." 

"Macklemore is like a white Eminem." 

"The Wizard of Dr. Oz" 

"luck of the iPod" 

"write fan fiction about Stu Pickles" 

"I have a very low tolerance for large amounts of alcohol... in other people."