I do think everybody is always talking about me all of the time.
I have to refrain from liking every single one of my statuses, posts, and tweets.
the one person that I would like to eat dinner with, if I could eat dinner with anybody, would be older me.
Hollywood stole the rights to my life and made the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I have yet to see a single royalty check.
I'm pretty sure every girl I meet is "in to" me.
when I get a compliment, I'll shrug it off to see if I can get another one.
if I make a joke and nobody hears it, I know at least one person heard it.
I've yet to read a fortune cookie that doesn't directly apply to my life.
I really am a huge fan of myself.