The Hanukkah Diaries

Dear Hanukkah Diary,

Day 1 
Today I went to the kitchen to make an omelet, and I got out the oil, but it didn't look like it would last me the next 8 days. Should I go buy more?

Day 2
I tried only using a little bit of oil today, and it really doesn't look like it will last. I'm gonna go buy more.

Day 3
Crap. I didn't make it to the market. I got sidetracked offering animal sacrifices. But, you know, the oil seems to be lasting.