Tonight is the night before All Hallows' Ween, a night when most people are out smashing pumpkins while listening to The Smashing Pumpkins. It just so happens that I have a carton of eggs and toilet paper on me as I write this, but that's because I carry all of my belongings with me all of the time. Keep up, I've mentioned that before. Plus, it's two-ply and the eggs are from a farm share so the only way I'm cracking them tonight is if I stay up to make eggs for tomorrow morning which I will, most likely.

Anyway, it's mischief night, ooooh, are you scared? I've got two pumpkins at home that would scare the pants off of you... because they are fire hazards. The flames reach too far and have burned the lids such that I need to scrape burnt parts off of the underside of the tops and... that's spooky!!!

Also, my costume is ready. Eeek!!! I'm the wall from Stranger Things season 1. Nothing like putting on a costume to get me into the Halloween spirit, and nothing like needing to buy a costume to put me into a Spirit Halloween. Ooooh, seasonal stores!! A real monster's mash of mashed monsters costumes all over the floor. I bought the Christmas lights because I'm Jewish and don't have some already. The scariest part was forgetting my coupon! Oooh....

Be safe tonight. Stay indoors. It's mischief night, or, as the government calls it, Monday. Have a safe Halloween. Next week is the 6th year anniversary of this thing. Let's see if I know what I'm doing by then. Happy Halloween!!!!