It's Getting Hot in Here

Well, in two short months it'll be the holiday season. Considering that, I just want to take the time to say that climate change is real. We as a country should not be this heated. And I'm not just talking about the weather. I'm talking about every climate. They all change/have changed. And I'm not just talking about the fact that our president is hoping for a "White" Christmas, and forcing us all to have one too. And I'm not just talking about the fact that Santa is up at the North Pole sweating his balls off. I'm also talking about the fact that Mrs. Claus is being forced to blow on those balls and being kept quiet by the elves.

It's almost Halloween, and we already live in a time where some scary ass skeletons are coming out of the proverbial closet faster than Ryan seacrest on Fire Island. How many more Tom turkeys are we going to need to pardon before we see that some meat is dark inside, even when cooked. Sure, the weather is hot, but that doesn't give anyone the right to go around ripping each others clothes off against their will, saying things like "Did you see what they were wearing? They were just asking to overheat." It's not right.

And who's doing anything about it? Not these fictional characters. Oh, and leave Rudolph alone, would ya? So his nose is red, it doesn't affect you. You're not going to fix it; that would require plastic surgery (drastic surgery?) nobody has the money and quite frankly I'm willing to look past it.

Ugh, what a tangled mess we're in. As a respite from this heavy, heavy stuff going on, why not check out Sketchfest at the People's Improv Theater? I'm doing a Sketch Comedy show at 9:30 pm on Sunday evening. It is not ready as of now. Come see if it ever will be! It's topical, tropical, and downright slopical! Might be doing tech from the side of the stage. Come see it! $10 tickets for everyone. You know you need a break from the heat.