We've had some real fun this year, haven't we? We have, we have. Sadly though, I will be taking a two week break, so this post will round out the year. Don't fret, I will be back the first Monday in January. Until then, I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (How cliche, am I right?) .

But seriously, folks, it's a time for family, joy, and joy when your family leaves. And a time for a tree and alcohol and alcohol when your tree leaves (ha, tree leaves, this guy's real good). Did you know I used to celebrate Christmas in the 90s? Oh, those crazy 90s. Well, I did. I used to split a present with my brother. To be fair, our present was always a log from the backyard, so it made sense to split it. Our parents got firewood for kindling. Years later, we each got Kindle Fires. If that's not what coming full circle means, then I don't understand life. Also, the true meaning of Christmas is Christ's Mass, where Christ means Messiah.

Now that I've settled that, let's move on to New Year's. 2014!!! It's coming. Oh, if only the Mayan's could see us now. In all honesty, they probably would assume that they were right and that our world did end. Don't forget, we have TV shows like Fox News, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and Brickleberry! But alas, we shall move into another year. Another year of writing 2013 on checks. 2014 should be fun, though. I can't wait to see what happens. This is the year cars will fly, I can feel it. And this is the year feels will fly, I can car it (Ok, note to self, that only worked in the second paragraph.) Anyway, without rambling on, I will talk to you next year. I will be ready to go and my comedy will be reborn. Like my own Nativity Scene. More like Creativity Scene. No, maybe not. Enjoy the end of the year. Have fun! Be Merry. Make resolutions. Ok, bye.........