1. made an exhaustive list
2. jumped out of a plane while drinking a sprite zero
3. eaten a bag of Doritos underwater
4. misspelled organism as orgasm
5. bought stock in Blockbuster
6. gotten back to together with Taylor Swift. Like ever.
7. wrestled with the idea of becoming a wrestler
9. seen the movie Battleship
10. bought an eye-patch and wore it to the mall
Now, grab hold of your future and take its lunch money.