These are a bunch of short jokes I had lying around:
I'm not going to call myself a
nerd, even though I enjoyed school... when I wasn't being shoved into lockers.
Don't read between the lines. I
haven't proofread that part yet.
I don't feel the need to
practice religion. I like to approach everything I do with a certain level of
mediocrity. Just like sports.
I don't play by anybody's rules
but my own. And that's probably why I always lose.
I'm a bit of a heavy sleeper,
to put it lightly.
I hate betting against myself
because when I lose I have to write myself an IOME.
I need to learn
how to use abbreviations ASAP
I don't normally take breaks, but when I do, I prefer Spring Break.