Hello. I’m alive! I’ve been busy, cranking out so many podcast episodes and new shows that your ears will bleed from just me talking about them. Check now, I’ll wait. With the success of How Did This Get Made about movies and How Did This Get Played about video games, I thought that I’d detail some of these recent podcasts that I’ve started:

My new podcast about how to cook fish is called How Did This Get Filleted.

My new podcast about dead vampires that I come across every week is called How Did This Get Slayed.

My new podcast about all of the times that I’ve been discouraged is called How Did I Get Dismayed.

My new podcast about all of the string and thread that has unraveled on my clothing is called How Did This Get Frayed.

My new podcast about all of the different ways that I’ve received money is called How Did I Get Paid.

My new podcast about safe pets to have that won’t reproduce is called How Did This Get Spayed.

My new podcast about all of the FAFSA forms that I submitted every year for college is called How Did This Get Aid.

My new podcast about me setting up my state quarter collection and hanging it on the wall is called How Did This Get Displayed.

My new podcast about me getting beaten every time that I play Nintendo video games is called How Did I Get Melee-d.

My new podcast about all of the dead roaches and bugs that I find all over my apartment is called How Did This Get Sprayed.

Give them a listen, see how you feel, and for the love of God, someone call Earwolf. We’ve got a literal gold mine here. I’m hoping someone knows them. I ask God every night. Hear that and more on my final new podcast How Did This Get Prayed.