Hi! Hello! How are you? No, you're not crazy. I've been MIA for the month of February, and by that I mean I've been recording music. I know I missed Valentine's Day. I wanted to say that I did buy a single rose for my girlfriend. Because nothing screams LOVE like watching a plant die together. Besides that, I missed the Olympics. I just didn't watch any of it. If I were to win a medal, it would be in 'not watching the olympics.' There, I said it!

The reason I've been MIA is that I've been trying to get my stomach under control. Last year, it was cancer; this year, it's like severe IBS or something. No one knows. I'll be pushing more out about this in the following weeks, but suffice to say that I got a colonoscopy and that wasn't fun. It wasn't funny either. And that's what we're here to try to be, isn't it?

Let me figure some stuff out and get back to you. I'll be the butt of the joke in no time. Butt first, let me figure a few things out about the stomach I now have. It's the same one from before, only it's hangrier. You get it!