In honor of last night's VMAs, I thought I might do something fun. I'm going to pitch some alternate names for the show, because Video Music Awards seems outdated, especially since the people who run MTV may or may not know what a music video is. 

1. Disney XXX: The Musical

2. Miley's Twerkfest of Horror

3. 'N Sync: The Reunion Show

4.  One Direction's Big Surprise Award Show

5. The Roast of Pop Culture

I mean, these are just a few of my names for it. You can call it what you want, but it wasn't pretty. I just don't know. Catch ya next week.