For the Hallo"win"

It's that time of the year again. That time when people dress up and pretend to be someone else. It's just like cosplay, except this time even cool people do it. Yep, it's Halloween, a time when less clothes mean a costume. My costume this year is great; I'm going to be a slutty blog writer. What I'm trying to say is that it's that time of year when every night is Friday night on AMC. And ABC Family plays a bunch of Halloween themed kid's movies. But the moral of the story is that you should have fun with Halloween. It's pumpkin season. You can't pass a Starbucks without knowing that. And it's hard not to pass a Starbucks (they're everywhere). This actually reminds me of the time that I was in a Starbucks and saw a couple covered in tattoos. But this woman had all three witches from Hocus Pocus on her back. Like really big, straight across the top. Sarah Jessica Parker, Bette Midler, and the other one. Staring at me. Looking into my soul. I don't know where this is going, but I was reminded of it. Happy Halloween. It's a scary good holiday.