It has been brought to my attention by an astounding number of people (let's say 2) and an even more astounding number of people (let's say 10) that I resemble the character McLovin from the movie Superbad. I don't see it. They tell me I have his look and mannerisms. I look at myself and ask "Am I some 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor? No, I don't think so." You see, no one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb f!@#$%& fairy tale name.
P.S. If you thought this was going to be about McDonald's, I apologize for the confusion.