First, I would like to say Happy Easter and Happy Passover. Next, it's time for another song parody. This time, I took Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" and changed it a bit. This is mostly in response to the people who say I'm funny because they also say I'm lazy.

I woke up around twelve,

Don't ask why, I’m just myself

I look like crap and really smell,

and a shower might me okay.

I microwave a pasta dish,

Someone’s help is my wish

I didn’t want to do this,

but where is everyone today?

My chair is golden, Pimped xbox, skin is glowin’

Hot night, skills are flowin’

What you think I’m being, lazy?

Hey, just sitting here,

Doesn’t phase me,

So I’m gonna do it,

don’t call me lazy?

It's hard to stay awake,

Gettin’ hazy,

I’m in a slumber,

Don’t call me lazy?

Hey, just sitting here,

Doesn’t phase me,

So I’m gonna do it,

Don’t call me lazy?

And all the other people,

try to persuade me,

but I’m not social,

Don’t call me lazy?

At my job I don’t answer calls,

I don’t file papers in office stalls

I give my boss nothing at all,

but still, I get by okay,

I sit, and focus my will

At first try work is evil

I didn't know I would hear it,

but I heard my xbox say

My chair is golden, Pimped xbox, skin is glowin’

Hot night, skills are flowin’

What you think I’m being, lazy?

Hey, just sitting here,

Doesn’t phase me,

So I’m gonna do it,

don’t call me lazy?

It's hard to stay awake,

Gettin’ hazy,

I’m in a slumber,

Don’t call me lazy?

Hey, just sitting here,

Doesn’t phase me,

I’m in a snuggie,

Don’t call me lazy?

And all the other people,

try to bathe me,

but I’m not dirty,

Don’t call me lazy?

Before you judge me about life

I think you should know

I think you should, should know

I don’t yet have a wife

I think you should know

And it’s ok to do that

I think you should, should know

It's hard to stay awake,

Gettin’ hazy,

I’m in a slumber,

Don’t call me lazy?

Hey, just sitting here,

Doesn’t phase me,

So I’m gonna do it,

Don’t call me lazy?

And all the other people,

try to persuade me,

but I’m not social,

Don’t call me lazy?

Before you judge me about life

I think you should know

I think you should, should know

I don’t yet have a wife

I think you should know

And it’s ok to do that

Don’t call me lazy?